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[La Vagin]

FRESH YOUNG TALENT

The thing that is so big about La Vagin (other than its ten-word title and it's 2 and a half hour running time) is the fact that this is a hit. I mean, a movie about nothing, that has a lot of cartoon guys walking around. It's perfect for the little kids and its not been plunged to the horrid depths of being so stupid that adults (yes, you small minded adults) will even like it. Kiera Knightly is hott (for the guys), Orlando Bloom is a heart-throb for the girls, and Andy Merril wears heavy mascara. How can this movie fail?

Well, there are so many changes in the plot, so many twists and turns-- this is a direct result of the writer not knowing what to do and not knowing where he was going with the script. Nevertheless, the film does have a sort of creepy, moody feel to it that helps it become nostalgic and just kind of has the words "Box Office Smash" written all over it. Granted, half of its audience members are probably people who are just wasting time before THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN comes out, this film still stands on its own. Director "TripN" again returns, getting better all the time. His last attempt "Night Court" was an extreme hit and still airs on A&E but many people are getting quite bored with it now (sequel time maybe?). Hopefully TripN will only continue his trend of gradually getting better with each new film.

The graphics are well done and the film contains several moments of eerie horror and thrilling action sequences. The humor comes in bounds (again, trying to amuse the little kiddies) and The homicidal boy acts very 'action-hero', kinda like Brendan Fraser's role in THE MUMMY. He still does very well. The films stands on its own, has loads of originality and is a hit. It won't stay that way forever though.

[Stickman Complaint]

SMOOTH

Hee. That was pretty good. I liked it. YOU GOT STYLE, KID. YOU GOT MOXY, THAT ZING ZANG ZOOM.

The animation was smooth and the sound was appropriate.

Anyways, this was quite humourous, spelled with a "u". You win. Congrats.

[Aloe Vera]

Hahahahaha.

Maybe it's that I "wake up" at 2AM, but "I" could RELATE TO THIS. PROBABLY. I DON'T KNOW. ANYWAY, IT WAS FUNNY. HAHA. YAY. That frame rate was a trip. Also, that's the first time I've said anything was a trip, so you know you're on the right track. Thanks. Thank you.

Thanks.

[Soundcheck]

PHASE ONE: WALRUS TAKE DOWN

This is the best thing I've seen since I took a shower this morning. Aces, my friend. Aces all the way.

I give it this many: +++++

[Thunder (Razoric SF)]

I want jets

I liked this. This is the only movie so far tonight I've felt like reviewing. BECAUSE IT WAS GOOD. THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT. I'D BETTER FINISH THIS UP NOW THOUGH, BEFORE I GO FLYING OFF THE HANDLE JUDGING THINGS I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

A+

Good job.

[SHINE GET 2!!!!!!11111]

OH SHIT NO

"Shine Get 2", one of the best sitcoms to ever come out of the '80s, is back in the air in the A&E channel. The wacky crew of the Shine Get 2 can always make me laugh out loud ever afternoon after a long, tiresome day of high school. The whole cast is terrific, especially by Harry Anderson (Harry), Marsha Warfield (Roz), and Richard Moll (Bull), but I say the guy who really brings down the house with his sleazy and smart-assed attitude is John Larroquette, or better known as Dan Fielding in the show. It's hilarious to think that he is so horny all the time, that most women would degrade him as something lower than dogs***! But some don't notice how Dan is a good, caring person at heart. You don't know what I mean, you say? Watch "Shine Get 2" at the A&E station.

[GEORGE FOREMAN COLORGRILL]

CHICKA CHICKEN HOT DOGGGZZ

This is the best written and cast comedy show in the 1980's. I personally think that after The Dick Van Dyke Show, this is the best sitcom of all time. One cool treat for you "Grillies" out there - in downtown Vancouver, British Columbia there was a GEORGE FOREMAN COLORGRILL-themed bar. I went into it in 1992, so they may be out of business. Unfortunately, I was only 14 so I couldn't go there at night to see what the scene was. The bar was directly across the street from the Vanouver city courthouse. Check into it if you're ever in the area! Somebody please release this on DVD!!

[La Mer]

Aww, this little guy.

Best thing I've seen tonight, even though I woke up about 9 seconds ago. This made me laugh. That means YOU get a 7.

Congrats.

[SHINE GET 1!!!!11]

RICHARD MOLL UNF

Oh shut up Nigella Bites. This is yet another example of DrunkMagikoopa's unwavering FLASH. QUALITY. And as I've learned over the past five days, the one, the only vacuum sealer to own is the Foodsaver by Tilia.

[Welcome to Dragon Scratch]

Eye Candy

That was nice. I liked that. It was fun to watch. I enjoyed it. Yes.