Guffy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BS Theater : WWBBD?]

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You had the Geeks in it. That's all I needed to know.

Oh, the other stuff ruled too.

FULL SCHOLARSHIP.

[Trick Gum]

So then we're all in agreement.

Sean McKenzie for Prime Minister.

Better than those annoying Winterfresh commercials, you gotta give it that. Nice, polished, short and sweet. Just like I like my women. Coffee. No women. NO COFFEE. WAIT.

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[Preview: Survival Time]

Funkin' for Strawberry Clock

I don't know, I thought that intro was pretty cool. I didn't really understand what was going on but I'll chalk that up to my being high on grape juice and lemonade and never understanding anime ever. Unless of course it has a delightful large panda in it. In any case, be nice. There's no reason not to.

Nice effort. I gave you a 7, in case it wasn't clearly marked in red above this review.

Surfer-Clock responds:

^_^ Cool. I'm high on Vanilla Coke right now. It'll be more sensible come Issue 1. Thanks for your review and vote of confidence!

[The Stick -- Part 1]

Wow.

Nice, man. Nice. At the very least, the best new submission at 6:44 AM on a Saturday.

AND I'M NOT EVEN A STICK PERSON.

Congrats.

[Brak:Never Trust a Monkey]

Keith is the chief of police

I miss Cartoon Planet. They don't show it anymore for some reason ever. I mean, hey, I like the Powerpuff girls just as much as any other, uh, normal, teenage, boy or girl, but it don't needs to be on 6 times a day, yo.

Anyway, this was well executed. I remember watching this on Cartoon Planet a few years ago and you captured it exactly right.

Some of these movies are just Brak audio with a JPEG picture of Brak and they stay here because people can't decide what's higher: Their love for Brak or their hatred of badly made movies.

But that don't matter, Billy. You did good. Full scholarship.

[Hippo Song]

Hippo-tastic

I can't give anything less than a ten to that hippo. He's so cute!

That song was good too. I'll be checking out more of them jazzy tunes. Everything moved fluidly in this video, especially the fluid.

Aww... cute hippos. Anyway, 10.

I am a man, btw.

Manly man.

DrTrevor responds:

Yeah, yeah, me too. I'm the manliest man of all. I wear flannels and urinate motor oil. BUT THE CUTE LIL' HIPPOS! AWWWW, HEY LIL' FELLA'! (Chicks dig that shit)

[Three Tenors Hiltzized]

Kommentary

Part of the reason I'm giving this a high rating, other than the well-drawn..ness, of it all, is that I am completely confuzzled[sic] after seeing it. It is a rare flash artist who can do this. Congrats.