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[Sweet CNN war intro]

dum da dun dun dun dun dun dum da dun dun

I thought I saw pico.

Anyway, that last thing was just a little fucking harsh. There is no reason why this should have a rating of 1.88 and that megaman thing have a rating of 3.72.

The only problem is that I watched it for about 18 minutes after the movie ended because it didn't tell me it had ended and I am an idiot.

[STOP EATING!]

Kevin Trudeau says you're wrong

But Kevin Trudeau is a dirty liar.

To the other reviewers:

Too late it will now be here forever

mietoe responds:

right. if you didnt put anything bewlow 4 on your review how is the overall 3? weird...

[Liftoff]

One-line summary

We Soviets typically enjoy viewing massive rockets lifting off and not exploding, especially those with bright green exhaust. However, let it be known that this ship had more than two balls.

[8-bit]

commodore rock

This was surreal. I'm not sure whether I actually saw it or not, but aces anyway. Nice to see something other than some potheads with wacky hair talking next to a fence or some twelve year olds with their mouths too close to the microphones using the magic of sound recorder or stick sex.

I need a grown-up

[Eh... Ep. 1 REDUX]

GUFFAW

I haven't laughed at anything as hard as the holding shot on that guy in the carnival booth since Iceland invaded America using Soviet troops in the 1960's.

[Jay and silent Bob Tribut]

Oh

Mm-hmm. Okay.

[Cry Baby Bush]

Affirmative

Eh, he's right though.